Brogan Private Detective

Short Stories

Short Stories

She walked

She walked into the room like a lizard on your resort ceiling in the middle of the night, haltingly smooth, with just the slightest air of what was that, shall I run. It was a sight to see, and everyone did, you couldn’t help it. Silly shoes, they tend to do that, they make you…

By the Numbers, My Wife

Still, when you work as a PI, sometimes you get one of those cases that doesn’t involve finding guys dressed up as pigs, or a wife doing things with a guy twice her age, that, well it gave me nightmares, or, yes folks this is for real, a guy with a horse and well, even…

By the Numbers

You gotta love in when things go by the numbers, its just the old one, two three of things that makes things so easy to handle and the idea that sometimes things just go the way you want them to is just, well, it’s a happy time. So just to throw you off scent, here…

Lost Dog

This was one of those days when you wish you didn’t come to work, well since I do work for myself, I guess I should not have gotten out of bed this morning but then again I did so I caught this case, and boy oh boy did it pay off. Still who wants to…

Oi Oi What you doing

Sometimes you have to do the odd just just to make a little money, sometimes you have to bury your head in the sand and just deal with things, and this is what I had to do this past week. I needed some quick off the books cash and there wasn’t anything really big happening…

In an Asses Ass

Right, we have all heard the stories, you know, gerontologists stories, you go to a party and those are the guys you want to talk to, they always have the, you wouldn’t believe stories. Well, that makes sense, but I generally want to hang around with Vets, especially those that deal with farm animals, you…

Than Ain’t No Donkey

Yeah, there are times when you just want to hide away and not want anyone to see you for a while. You know when you make those kind of mistakes that should be easy to not make but then again when you work long house and you are trying to follow multiple people and take…

And Pigs Fly

You’re shitting me, that is what the response was, and lets face it when that is the first thing you year, you sort of wonder what the beginning of the conversation was all about do you? I mean its that sort of phrase, “You are shitting me” Holy fuck, what the hell could he have…

Mental Health – Another Saturday

The joys of writing this and no one reading is great, it means no one will actually know how depressed I was until after I have killed myself, which I have decided is the way to go. Life is pointless, when you see things the way I do, and see the future and you can…

Not So Divorced

Every so often you get one of these, I think my wife is cheating, I think my husband is cheating, I think my Lama is seeing other Lamas, cases that you just gave to write about, ad well, I have just wrapped up that sort of case, and I don’t mind telling you there are…